Luke Lassiter

Rated E for everyone ?? Let me tell you, this game is not for everyone. I think this game has taught me some curse words I didn’t even know existed. I have played so many different games, and no game has enraged me as much as Fifa. Here let me give you some experienced insight: Fifa’s attempt to make the players more physical results has now essential made you able to buy madden and fifa at the same time! Also make sure you know that obstruction does not actually exist according to fifa which I know you can’t do in madden either but it’s not a rule here. On the bright side you will never get a 0-0 game!! If it happens to be 0-0 in the 90th minute, I’d turn off the game unless you want to bear witness to losing last minute to poor logic. Speaking of, if you are into common sense and logic this game is probably not up your alley. Besides the fact that this is EA’s worst game in terms of sports intelligence, it’s topped with their beautiful goalies. On a good day they will save everything for you up until the last minute but most times they do a classic fifa dive which is shorter than an elderly man falling out of his wheelchair. My personal favorite has to be the passing mechanics. Trust me when I tell you that it doesn’t matter where you think you’re going to pass it, unless you’re the one on the screen, say goodbye to that thought. You can point to where you want it to go and fifa will decide if that’s where they want you to pass it or not. If not, have fun passing the ball straight to the bench or a player who is currently the furthest thing from open. I should end with some things this game does right such as Lukaku missing every shot known to man, or Kepa sharing his ability to drop every ball to each keeper on the game, and lastly keeping every customer purchasing this game since 2013 due to the prayer that a good soccer game will scrap this earth. So if you have low IQ, love headaches, soccer with missing rules, no passing, no goalies, and not feeling safe with a minute left in games then this is for you!!