My first movie review ever.
I have watched hundreds of movies and I would say I have a very high tolerance for bad movies but this one was just soooo ridiculously painful to get through. It is bad enough for me to spend time writing my first review ever. 2 minutes for the kid to get out of bed, another 2 minutes for him to turn his stupid head, and then another 2 minutes to walk downstairs. I can summarize the plot in 3 sentences, but the director chose to drag it out to 2 damn hours.
So let me save you the agony. DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME ON THIS MOVIE. I am pretty sure they spent a lot of money to buy reviews, because I don't believe any sane human can go against their conscience, morals and logic to rate this any higher than one star.
- A movie lover trying to stop you from wasting your precious 2 hours