Joel Kendall

Dear Guy Ritchie, you are a legend. You have captured our generations angst,you have captured our imaginations, you painted a portrait of London’s seedy underbelly,that every yank tourist who ended up in the red light district of soho experienced. My question to you is this, why? Why? Why would you offload this steaming pile of turd on the world? You can’t be hard up for money. We forgave you after your split with her who shall be not be named. The real rock n rolla was an epic yet tentative return to where you belonged. The gentleman flew by like the scent of jasmine because of a stellar cast. But this? Really? You actually signed your name to this? You are a TURNER sir please forget the idea of being a POLLOCK