Darth Vacation

Only ten minutes in and I can tell its going to be a dumpster fire of unparalleled garbage. First, shes in the car kicking her legs around wildly, then next she falls out the car and cuts binds that are holding her legs together! Then it goes from mistakenly stupid, to outright ignorantly so. Shes given a paralytic drug, but can somehow still breathe!? That is NOT how they work! In reality she wouldve died soon as it fully kicked in...although in this plot the river wouldve took her before even that, but apparently shes more boyant than a kayak 🥴🤣

Absolute garbage. Only got about halfway through before giving up. It has all the usual modern forcibly inserted tropes which seem to be a must have for modern films (no matter the genre) and with that, the predictably poorly written, unlikable and rushed characters/ plot. If you like movies that have the same pretentious hollywood 'message' then you'll love it. If however you like movies that are entertaining and have at least some substance, avoid.