Freya Gregory

This movie is an excellent guide of “how to waste 129 million USD in 1h 56m” This movie was so disappointing as there wasn’t even many shark scenes until the end of the movie, the sharks weren’t even the villains, instead the real villain is a woman who has had as many acting classes as my paralysed uncle. She sounded like a villain for a kids show and all of the characters were kinda just placed in the movie for no reason except y from the the almighty immortal Jason statham who has not only killed 4 megs in total with pretty much his own hands but has also swam with no gear in a place below the Mariana Trench without imploding. The whole movie made me want all of them to be eaten by the Meg and then David Attenborough to pop up on the screen and give the detailed history of the Meg. This movie had so much potential to be a thrilling shark movie especially in cinemas but it turned out to be as thrilling and logical as SpongeBob as I wouldn’t doubt that the god Jason statham could also light a fire underwater.