CHROO is a comedic-literary adventure story featuring a billionaire (actually *trillionaire*) heiress, her Corona-loving dog (Chroo, the Chihuahua title character with women problems), and a bizarre world-scale game played by oligarchs. As the author, I was overjoyed when Paris Hilton, on whom the title character is modeled, retweeted the book's cover soon after it came out. If you're a literary type, an animal lover, and like humorous prose, you'll enjoy the whirlwind global hijinks.