Amanda Humphreys

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Spoiler Alert.. This was THE BEST WORST FILM we have ever watched. It made no sense...but I will try to explain the plot..... A man sleeps in a walnut bed and then has breakfast in a chair made of bones that does nothing apart from jiggles his head from side to side. He is growing organs he does not need, which are tattood and look like Patrick from Spongebob. Apart from clearing his throat constantly he's got nothing obvious wrong with him to be fair. Him from Lord of the Rings and her from the bond movies use a toad with lights to remove organs or have sex by slicing each other up. There is a side story about purple chocolate bars which poison you unless you have had the operation to eat plastic. There's a murder of a small child which adds nothing to the plot and is a bit sick. Also lots of people are being turned on by surgery, including getting prawns implated in their heads for no explanation. The film promises that the protagonist will appear on an organ 'Beauty Pageant, by flashing his organs with a newly stalled 'Zip Lock' by Dr Nassau from Botched. Unfortunately no Beauty Pageant occurs which is a missed opportunity from David Kronenburg, we wanted him to get 'best in show'. The ending is just stupid. What on earth the actors were thinking when they read the script is baffling. But to be honest we laughed all the way through..Second only to Existenz.