Overblown mess of a movie great actors working with a script lacking in any talent,the only reason I watched it was the mention of Irvine Welsh,whose name popped up as a minor producer.H is having a good old laff.One and a half hours of my life I will never get back,trainspotting is my favourite film,this ain't in shouting distance of it,best thing was the version of creep at the end when Bruce put this dirge to bed.eddie atkinson