Dark Case Files

Lmao, Elizabeth Trincado is spot on! I started complaining to my wife in the opening scene because of Willis's horrible acting, but was soon laughing at the atrociousness of the whole thing. Half way through I just HAD to read reviews! When I read Elizabeth's review I started laughing hard, even got my wife laughing (she was already irritated with my complaining). Featuring terrible script, horrible dialogue, campy and cliche characters, overacting, the film also portrays skills by the victim(a woman who looks as if she's never broken a nail) that MacGyver would be proud of! **Spoiler Alert**...The victim sews up her own wound, in seemingly less pain than I've been while having a bowel movement, lol. The memory card scene was just, pathetic. I yelled at the tv! All in all, you MUST watch this film, an exercise in everything NOT to do with your film project. I laughed, I loved it,, and I'm still a Bruce Willis fan. MY VOTE? ROTFLMAO Fantastic!!!