Michael-James Dennis

This is the biggest waste of your time. I watched it with two friends and would have rather gotten hot sauce dumped in my eyes. This movie will make you want to join the army so it can all end quicker. Do not watch this movie unless you want the meaning of life to diminish. Id rather spend the night having a weight constantly drop on my pinky toe with no end in sight. Id rather jump in a garbage compactor at Zehrs. Id rather get run over by a car being driven by a lion. Id rather be elected as president, and legalize paying for movies and the screen just goes black but they theatre gets to profit. If you watch this movie Jordan Peele will cause you to lose IQ points. Id rather spend my life as a dehumidifier than watch this movie again. Id rather take a trip to the middle of the ocean, have medusa freeze me and fall endlessly to the bottom or marinas trench and have to swim my way back with a straw. Id rather boat back to the mainland with popsicle sticks as my oar. Id rather try to save the world from WW3 in 5 minutes tops. Id rather be chained to a chair forced to watch Halloween on repeat on Christmas morning. Id rather burn every single piece of toast i ever make for the rest of my life.