Mike K

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Morbius has changed my life forever Ok, I don't even know where to begin. Perhaps the best part was when Dr. Michael Morbium said "it's Morbin' time". I was so overcome with emotion at this moment, and I was almost in tears. and right in the middle of the film, I was astounded when Soviet President Leonid Brezhnev popped out of the screen to tell me to stop cumming on the seat. probably because I was wearing those funny 3d goggles, you know, with the red and blue lenses? But, all in all, I loved that Dwayne the Basalt Wilson, and Spongebob and Patrick from Looney Tunes, as well as Michael Jorden, were all in the film. There was also an awesome garfield reference that came straight after the Michael Jordan 91-92 NBA highlights. But when, DR. morbisus nearly bit his patient, vampire style, and I though Van Helsing the vampire hunter would pop out, I was relieved he reverted to his true persona, syaing "dr. michael morbuis at your service". That was pretty cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! as soon as the Morbganus DVD comes out, i will watch day and night until my wife kicks me out, and i will be ejected like the imposter amogus, or maybe i'll be a sigma male, and be THE WOLF AMONG US