ATC Girl

I'm no prude, but the pointless, irrelevant sexual inuendos were constant and at every turn to the point of nausea. I watched with a group of people who follow all the Marvel storylines, etc. and even they were like WTF?

It has potential as a story...but something just seemed so stiff and unnatural about the acting. I waited and waited to see the spark between the two main characters ( John and his female long lost love), but it never happened. I never was convinced. It was weird. The Greek grandma was the most relevent and entertaining character in this film. I felt a connection to her.

Meh. An uptight Danish chef gets word that his father (who he hadn't seen in a gazillion years) left him a chateau in Tuscany. He begrudgingly goes there, gets treated to some of the worst customer service on the planet ( by some waitress at the chateau) but then she sees his name on his credit card, and magically does a 180° and then they are falling in love all of a sudden. Apparently, they knew each other as kids, and his father (her boss) was like a father to her, so doesn't that make them...brother and sister-ish?😆 Am I supposed to believe that a dude with the personality of dry toast and an immature, 37-year-old waitress/ botanist with the social skills of a 2-year-old are destined to be together because they knew each other as kids? Contrived, repeated glances let you know she was madly in love with Toast if it wasn't naturally felt by the viewer, which, it wasn't. Lame.

Ugh. Where to begin. Interesting concept. Annoying females. The only women I could stand was Lauren and Diamond. Mallory and Jessica: YIKES. From the looks of it, a LOT of weed and wine flowed. I cringed every time Jessica spoke and I yelled 'RUN' at my tv to Salvador. That guy is a gem and there was something very fake about Mallory. The long, stilted, repetetive conversations, valley girl talk and hair flipping was a snooze fest. I felt like I was watching a show full of mini train wrecks...where each contestant's goal was to convince viewers ( merely by saying so over and over) they had chemistry with the stranger across from them. Now we need a show of all the leftovers who didn't get matched up...maybe call it 'Love, Reheated'.