Sydney Stone

To my surprise, this movie has been showing in theaters since December (it is nearly the end of April). So naturally, it's a Tuesday night with nothing to do and $5 dollar showings at my local AMC. I was quite thrilled to finally have the spider-man no way home experience as I loved the spidey gloves in fortnite, but as it turns out; he's a bumbling indecisive fool. First of all, he caused millions of dollars in infrastructure damage (think about the tax-payer dollar). Not to mention, the hottest character (his aunt) dies (and it's his fault of course). HOW ABOUT STOP? The only redeeming quality of my experience was the fact that literally nobody else was in the theater. So I took this opportunity to make a bad experience a good one. I took my dolls (Riddler and Batman featured in The Batman 2022) and placed them in front of the projected; letting them take over the scenes. I then proceeded to run circles around the theater until I was tired, then found my seat back in the front row. I will also mention that I brought my own pizza in zip-lock baggies and enjoyed a snack throughout the nearly 3 hour movie run time.