*cracks knuckles
Where do I start? This movie is filled with every single cinematic cliche TP could think of. It was disjointed and the tone was all over the place. Not to mention quite a few homages to other movies. The scenes and dialogue were so absurd and his male lead is so stereotypical you could predict ever move he was going to make. I’m also convinced TP doesn’t know how to write male/female relationships. This is simply not how we interact with each other. I have to say there’s one thing of a sexual nature that if it happened in real life a woman would have told him not to touch her until his dirty bits were clean. I honestly think the only way these movies are getting made is because he writes them and directs them. If anyone turned this script in it would have been set aside before reaching page 10.