The Bible Snooper

I didn't watch it all the way through after they showed the little girl's gruesome remains. If this thing won an academy award for best horror, I wouldn't watch it.

It started off with so much potential, they took the time to create relatable characters and really played up the boy's ability to run. But, after offering few scares, the whole thing fizzled out. It's just another snuff film with no real story in the end.

The best horror movie ever made! It has a perfect script balanced by outlandish humor and intelligent, subtle foreshadowing. The actors offer genuine, believable characters who might easily be your next door neighbor. The scares still make me jump even though I've lost count how many times I've watched it. They've never made a better one than Shaun of the Dead!

A load of incongreun, artsy fartsy, obnoxious, psychedelic claptrap that doesn't delivers any scares. My husband and I spent most of the movie riffing it so I hope it ends up on Mystery Science Theater 3000. One note: the British really are civil even when someone is about to get a foot hacked off by an ax wielding psycho. "No thank you, old chap, I'd rather keep my toes. No? Well, then hack away while I sit perfectly still for you and then maybe we'll have some more of that delicious tea." Last note, and this is just common sense, if you've managed to knock unconscious a psychopath bent on killing you, double tap!

I might have liked the movie more if they hadn't graphically shown an infant's face getting eaten. All I wanted to do was somehow step into the movie and rescue him. Children being tortured is what I call a snuff film.

It's one of those slow artsy-fartsy stories that builds on character and relationships instead of anything actually scary. Yeah, there's a twist at the end, but it's so ambiguous it's anticlimatic. In a nutshell, it's more dreary than scary. If it had been written as one of those "coming of age" schticks, it would have been a better movie and I would have happily avoided it altogether. Instead, I watched it because it was billed on Netflix as a horror movie. Phf.