Laura Gordon

Early adopters may rave about 1899, but, as more casual viewers find it and (try to) watch it, the internet reviews will more correctly reflect the utter atrociousness of this absurd and ridiculous series. Eight one-dimensional characters who seemingly strayed from a Clue board game, a dozen shameless stealings from other movies, scores of preposterous plot twists that are never explained, a hundred stupid pieces of dialogue, and 500 minutes of my life flushed down the toilet.

Three boxes of tissue are recommended.