Holy awful! Do not let your kids watch this.
If you were already aware of how the original Disney princess stories (as wonderful as they are) have problematic messaging, then this movie just makes it a ton worse.
Messages such as:
- A girl needs a man to be happy
- Once you're married you've crossed the finish line and will be happy forever
- True love is something that can be known within a few minutes or days (that's really just infatuation and will eventually disappear and disappoint)
- If a girl gets rejected by a man she loves, then she'll turn into a crazy, evil person forever
I had hoped this movie would be more "woke" and correct those old messages, but it seriously just amplified them. And not in any comedic, self-aware way.
The movie starts with the beloved Disney princesses acting like whining petty spoiled girls, and have zero of their original personalities. I almost stopped the movie right there.
But from there, the characters are trite with little depth, the story predictable with no original twist, and the ending had no real eureka lessons to teach (actually the opposite as I just mentioned).