Where to begin... At first I thought Black Adam was Marvel, which is why I went to this movie, only to find out there that it is DC. My expectations dropped by a lot but they still couldn't be met. (Spoiler alert) To start, they just won't drop their cringe team names. We had Justice League, Suicide Squad and now we're introduced to the Justice Society 🤦🏻♀️ If you ask me, dropping these cringe names would actually be Justice. The characters were like someone asked "Guys, can we have Marvel?" and DC said "We have Marvel at home". That would describe this team perfectly. We got Atom Smasher, who was essentially knock-off antman, growing pretty much to his exact size when he enlarged and attempting to be witty and funny. Doctor Fate who was pretty much Doctor Strange, literally conjuring up mirror dimensions amongst other things. Then we have Cyclone, the cybersmart girl of color, totally not inspired by Shuri ofcourse 🙄 performing surgury with nanobots. Hmm where have I seen something similar? 🤔 And then Hawkman. Where to start. He was like a crossing of Black Panther, the Falcon and Hawkeye but in a cheap way, flying a way too tricked out and weirdly shaped spaceship. Even just looking at his helmet though, I couldn't contain my laugh thinking are there actually little kids who'd want to have a poster of this guy, suited up, on their wall. Then ofcourse we had to have some sort of super element like *cough* vibra- my bad: eternium, which didn't turn out to be nearly as import as was insinuated in the beginning of the movie. And finally we are introduced to Teth Adam, our main character and I don't even know if I should call him a hero to be honest. I came for some The Rock humor but even the Rock couldn't save this movie due to awkward camera angles and not being able to pull off a black leotard and golden boots 🤦🏻♀️ The whole movie and story itself was essentially super "heroes" running around, incapable of just sitting down and having a decent conversation and constantly ending up in fights that simply put: destroyed the entire city of Khandaq, with the cherry on top of the cake being Black Adam just smashing through walls instead of using doors for no reason at all. Sabbac, the villain, couldn't have looked stupider in his "demon form". Throughout the movie I also kept getting the feeling that the writers didn't know how to choose between different scenarios and endings. The movie was furthermore filled with terrible dialogue and just lasted way too long. It was very superficial and lacked substance in my opinion. If you want to watch a good superhero movie, don't waste your time watching this one. All it is, is DC repeating an outlived formula: slap some people together that you will never see again afterwards, give them a cringe name and just pump in a lot of fighting scenes and hardly any character background.