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An 8 episode advert for a Blue Jaguar F-Pace. I came to it for Joanna Lumley, following her glowing promotion on ‘The ONE Show’ - “Joanna won’t let us down, she’s always good in everything she does” - oh well, there’s always a first time - and ‘Fool Me Once’ (The irony of that apt title!) is it. Playing out in the background as I write this - and drift off into a nap - waking to find it’s still on - Turn it off you say? - No can’t do that now - I’ve read ahead and am looking forward to the stupid ending. Is it so bad that it’s good? No it’s just bad Well why watch it? - same reason you get stuck on the motorway with an accident on the other side - I’m not going to look - I’m not going to look…… I look The glowing 1 star reviews are far more entertaining than the painful drivel. It is annoying that a TV company can throw so much money (soooo much) at a programme - give it good titles, cinematography, locations, music, ‘some’ decent actors etc and not spend any money on securing a decent plausible story. The ‘plot’ has more holes than a crate of Polos How she breezes in and out of secure buildings and premises, public schools, offices, apartments, Estates and Hospitals, without ever being challenged is really quite alarming Oh - she’s just traded up to a Range Rover so it’s a JLR commercial now Nap time !!

Wish I had come here first to read reviews before waving goodbye to 4 hrs watching this rubbish - started well - then descended into tripe - Why didn’t I switch off? - it was so bad I wanted to see just how bad it would get - and I wasn’t disappointed - awful awful awful - dire - sad - total waste of a filming budget - I can see why they screened it over 4 consecutive nights - before News got out that it was so bad