Mehrrad Soulati

Never in my 85 years of living have I ever seen such a masterful piece of modern media, every time I boot up my sons old dusty Nintendo Wii device I always see this artwork at the top left of the television screen, I shed a tear of pure childlike wonder. My hands quaking as I move the Wii remote to the play button. whence I see the classic song start screen I burst into tears, for I've never seen such a magnificent sight. my eyes blessed with the blue light flashing onto my eye and the based auditory notes, swimming through my cochlea. The gameplay itself is splendid and awe inspiring. the pure rush of joy and play me and my family get when we play this digital media is immeasurable and cured my testicular cancer. my wife is no longer divorced to me and my kids finally call me. we will never surpass this game, the closest thing we can get will never amount to the seer bodacity of Smurfs Dance Party. I pray the next generation never forgets this hidden gem among the other trash Isaac games. lest we forget 5/5 stars.