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Sikandar – The Ultimate Bhai-verse Experience
Review: Not a Movie, Just a Salman Eid Ritual
Let’s get one thing straight: Sikandar isn’t really a film—it’s an annual Eid gathering where Bhai shows up, does his thing, and fans whistle till their lungs collapse.
The story? Irrelevant.
The acting? Bhai doesn’t act, he just exists.
The action? Physics left the chat.
The Bhai Formula™ is Strong in This One
Like every other Salman Khan Eid release, Sikandar is built around the sacred Bhai template:
✔️ A good guy doing good things
✔️ No vulgarity, no filth—family-friendly guaranteed
✔️ Comedy, action, romance, dance—all in one package
✔️ Villain gets beaten up, but only after testing Bhai’s patience
✔️ A grand entry, slow-mo walks, and a finale dance number
The Plot? Who Cares.
If you came looking for deep storytelling, you’ve lost your way and should be rated 1 out 5 stars for your decision making ability.
Sikandar gives you Salman in full Bhai mode, taking down goons, throwing punchlines, and giving life lessons between flying kicks. There might be a love story, a forced emotional moment, or some patriotic angle—but that’s all secondary.
The real script is simple: Bhai arrives, Bhai rules,.
Action: Physics is for Weaklings
Gravity? Never heard of it.
Villains? They fly faster than Air India.
Bullets? Only hit side characters.
If you love over-the-top action where Bhai lifts a car with one hand, then congratulations—you’re in the right place.
Music: Add a Dance Number, Call It a Day
The soundtrack follows the standard Salman blueprint:
One slow-motion hero entry song
One romantic track with minimal dance moves
One closing Eid celebration number with all the extras jumping in
Final Verdict: Screw the Critics/reviews. Bhai and his fans Won’t Care
This isn’t about filmmaking—this is about the Bhai's toppings for the EID to his fans.
Sikandar is made for fans, by fans, starring Bhai for Bhai-fans. Theaters will be packed with people whistling, hooting, and celebrating Salman’s existence. Critics can cry all they want—Salman doesn’t care, his audience doesn’t care, and his Eid releases will continue coming for another decade.
⭐ 2/5 for critics | ⭐ 5/5 for Bhai fans
Final advice? Watch, whistle, enjoy, go home feeling Salmanish. EID Mubarak.🙋♂️