When I first heard about the voice cast back in Sept. 2021 in that Nintendo Direct, I thought the movie was going to be a certified flop. Chris Pratt voicing Mario instead of Charles Martinet?! That was complete and utter sacrilege in my eyes! I also died laughing when I saw Jack Black was going to be Bowser and Seth Rogan as DK. Not to mention the ungodly amount of "Chris Pratt-ario" memes coming at me left, right, and center.
But I digress.
As the year rolled on, and we were getting more and more sneak peaks and little clips, the cast was really starting to grow on me. And I was more and more willing to give the 2 main bros, Pratt and Day as Mario and Luigi, a chance.
When I saw this thing at my local AMC, I was absolutely blown away!
There are not enough words on God's green Earth to describe the amount of hype I was feeling when I was analyzing every little detail in the shots, the score, the dialogue, everything! This movie was an absolute treasure trove of references and cameos for old school fans and die-hard newbies alike. From as old as the Famicom system logo making an appearance on a store front awning. To as recent as Super Mario Odessey being an actual part of the plot, locations, wedding and all.
Not to mention the cast absolutely killed it in this movie. Everyone, and I mean everyone, did a phenomenal job with voicing these characters! And seeing Martinet actually voicing Mario and Luigi's father was just amazing.
The soundtrack, my God, it was beautiful! Kando-San, if you're reading this, you and your team made an absolute masterpiece of a movie score! (あなたとあなたのチームは、フィルム スコアの絶対的な傑作を作成しました!) Plus, hearing songs from the actual games, such as Fury Bowser's Theme from Super Mario 3D World and the DK Rap from DK64, absolutely blew my mind.
I can't even write this very review without restraining myself from geeking out, otherwise I might as well write a 300-page college level essay describing everything in excruciating detail. It was just THAT good!
I simply cannot wait for what Nintendo has in store next!