Matt Quick

Short on ideas or gameplay. Just make the player wander aimlessly. “Puzzles” with stupid mechanics are fun. Rocks everywhere that you can’t move. Then suddenly you have to slide one. Dig in random places is fun. Don’t skip the random dumb side games because you’re gonna need that stuff. Nintendo should bury this game. If this was the first Zelda I played I would never touch another.

Good lord the judges ruined this show. They couldn’t find art in a museum. If it wasn’t for Ivan and Rae the show wouldn’t have been worth watching. The finale make me want to cancel my Netflix subscription.

Not a lot of challenge here. There is no story in the story mode. Overall i really just wanted to burn through the levels because i was a little bored. The guns are fun but i felt like i really would rather play with the melee weapons because that at least made the game a little challenging. Saving was lame and the weapon vending machines were tedious. It looked really pretty. The guns felt good. Collisions with your body and the world made the game feel really buggy instead of realistic. Climbing made me want to delete the game. Been gaming for 35 years, there is no frigging way all these 5 star reviews are real.