Alright, first for the positives..
OK, now that that's done I have to say this was the closest thing to a cinematic phillibuster you could have. It had all the classic ingredients for a movie; actors, a script (?), and it was all recorded with a camera with none of the reasons that people would actually see a movie. I came out of the theatre with no feelings at all, like I'd just paid to sit in a chair for 2 hours in someone else's loungeroom. Apparently it takes millions of dollars to give an audience such a uniquely empty experience and if that's what they were going for then hats off