David Smiecinski

It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet earth, man had always assumed that he was the most intellegent species occupying the planet instead of the third most intellegent. The second most intellegent were of course dolphins, who, curiously enough, had long known of the impending destruction of the planet earth. They had made many attempts to alert mankind to the danger, but most of their communications were missenterpereted as an amusing attempt to punch footballs or whistle for tidbits. So, they eventually decided that they would leave earth by their own means. The last ever dolphin message was missenterpereted was a Suprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backward summersault through a hoop while whistling the star spangled banner. When in fact the message was this: "so long, and thanks for all the fish".