Sarah Masotta

There was nothing in this picture that entertained other than the possibility that guillotine blade would finish its descent across Jack’s neck. Two hours of dull Depp and CGI bloat.

Good first 13 minutes only, then infuriatingly dumb. Un-credible action, illogical choices, unsatisfying dialogue, and contrived conflict. Plus, five female character deaths are staged as tragedies for men. Stop killing females then framing their deaths as male character suffering.