shart minion

"Willy the hot dog peed!" that is my favorite quote from the whole movie. When I first saw this movie I was love struck by Gooby, I thought to myself, I cant wait to taste his hotdog, just like I wish he would taste mine <3 I love the way his beady eyes stared at me throughout the movie, it was like we had a soulmate connection. Gooby, if you're reading this right now, I am in love with you and I cant wait to spend the rest of my life with you. My daddy has always told me you weren't real, however I just know that isn't true, I can feel you! my heart has opened ever since I met you and have had wet dreams about your fur touching my pale, virgin skin.