I was lost, alone, I had three weeks to live. But then I saw the light known as Paul Blart. He drove his Segway into my heart and works in the mall known as my soul. He healed me, and I am now incredible knowing now that I have experienced the joy of Kevin James. I laughed, I cryed, I saw the light, and my eyes were opened. I was blessed to see this film, and if you don’t you are actively denying the Blart. So if you’re looking for a movie to watch “always bet on Blart”.