If anything, trying to convince the general public that an all Mexican drug cartel would employ a Caucasian as their enforcer catapults this movie onto the top pantheon in the depths of hell. Unfathomable in its execution, boring to tears in its portrayal of gangsters, and acting so wooden and stilted a tree fort would look supple, "Tax Collector" breaks the fourth wall in how unbearably bad it is.
That Shia Labeouf tattooed his entire chest and stomach, in real life, for this caricature of a gangster movie has elicited a cosmic face palm the world over from veteran movie critics and the lay movie watcher alike. And for the love of God, can someone give Noel Gugliemi a role with depth and feeling for once? Even