David Lindsay

Thank the good lord I watched this on Prime and hadn't paid good money to be forced to watch this abomination. Ooh, Halle Berry is in it, plus that guy from GoT, can't be bad... right? Wrong. The special effects would have been ground-breaking like 15 years ago, now they just seem dated however they were the only decent part of this movie. Halle acted like Pinocchio, she was so wooden. The plot was paper-thin (awful) and the writing and directing was all over the place. Best thing I can say about this is... nope, I have nothing. Zilch. Nada. Avoid like the plague.