Laura Harper

It’s only February but this ranks as the worst movie I’ve seen this year. I would say it’s full of plot holes but you need a plot for that. An absolute mess of slasher cliches. By the end, I wanted the… I don’t know what they were, I guess killer clowns? I wanted them to kill every one of those stupid “teenagers”. This is a movie that Texas Chainsaw Massacre is embarrassed to introduce to its friends. How the hell it has over 4 out of 5 on here is a mystery… more of a mystery than the actual movie itself. It’s bad. Really really bad.