U.N. Known

This was a movie. It had actors and lines and scenery and plot. It was filmed.

Blah blah blah blah Dig in the snow. Blah blah blah blah Walk around and shine a flashlight in the dark Blah blah blah blah Everyone get confused and act insane Blah blah blah blah Vomit in your underwear Blah blah blah blah No sex, no tit shots, no frontal nudity Blah blah blah blah Even though we get no exercise we are all slim and attractive except for the crazy guy. Blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah I’m going to go poop on the changing room floor at a local department store. The End

This movie renewed my faith in a bright future for humanity. After watching this movie I was motivated to fulfill a long time desire of roto-rooting my anus with a hairbrush. In even thinking about bleaching my butthole. I poop up to three times per day on occasion The other day I vomited in my underwear just to see if I could do it. The bile burned my scrotum. Do you ever put objects in your ass just to see how it feels? My mom does.

Have you ever had a sharp stomach ache that is immediately relieved after taking a large, loose, and smelly dump? I mean a dump that flows readily out your butthole once you release it and is large enough that it rises above water level? And an associated smell so rancid it loosens the tile? I love having dumps like that, especially in public bathrooms so as to offend as many people as possible. I would love to have a dump like that off a bridge, preferably onto the hood of a car directly beneath my butt.

I had an enormous, really spectacularly large bowel movement during this movie so I missed all of it. But, on the upside, I took a dump that was truly epic as far as these thing go. I also used a minimum of toilet paper.

Compelling movie. I was captivated to the point that I actually stopped squirting whipped cream into my butthole and farting it out to watch it. You should too( fart whipped cream out your butthole).

Horrible movie. So bad I went out and pooped in my neighbors yard because he recommended this movie. I’m going to make him look at selfies of morbidly obese naked women as punishment.

This movie is so bad I didn’t feel bad about performing unnatural acts with my neighbors chickens.

After watching g this movie I reconsidered getting a circumcision.

Provocative movie. It motivated me to go to a motel and poop in the bathroom floor. I had another bout of a strange anal discharge. Do people from the south really perform unnatural acts in their local Walmart? I always thought their deepest thoughts revolved around choosing between teeth or tattoos.