Timothy B

I love you ninja from fortnite. There isn't a say where I don't think about you and you epic fortnite skills. My deepest fantasy is play duos with you. I sometimes hit my chug jug to your beautiful dreamy blue hair. I realise this review should be about the book but what can be said that wasn't already said. Its a masterpiece what more can be expected of Mr Fortnite Ninja "fortnite" Blevins himself. I used to never get epic victory royales and would get clapped by everyone. I used to be a loser virgin who would get no girls and get mocked and ridiculed everyday for my pathetic fortnite skills. But now thanks to you ninja Im a alpha chad who get tonnnnes of chicks everyday. I can't even sit in a desk at school without a girl grinding on me. My life has became everything Ive ever wanted it to be. and all i can do to thank you ninja is to do whatever you want me to, because im forever indebted to you. Ill do whatever you want my king just tell me a call.