Ryan

Title: Didn't need to happen. Meh, started writing half way through because I'm bored... Acting is ok, but the story is not great. Sick of Marvel just pushing sh*t out.... The CGI was not great especially the end fight scene. Any element of realism is ruined. The short action words were laughable.. and didn't need to be said Got quite fed up of sighing throughout. The film felt slow but also rushed. The story wasn't great and just introduced new characters which I felt was the entire point. It thought of it as maybe a stand alone film, but then thought well nothing has changed, there was no sense of direction and there was no need for red hulk and just a waste, its like you eating the last biscuit that you don't really want, but you are it because it was there, and then you realise you didn't really want it and should have maybe left it for another time. Hats off to all the actors though, shame that something was off and I am fearful for the future of Marvel and it turning into a fast and furious franchise.

This is so annoying! I really really wanted this film to be great and it could have been so good. Unfortunately, it fell short of a great film due to the storyline, the acting and the joining parts were not very good. Below I have said what I enjoyed, why the film was off-kilter, and how the story could have been improved. Hear me out. I thought it was an entertaining, gory, blood filled and action-packed film and the set up was pretty good. I think the first 20-25 minutes were very good, but as soon as Calypso (couldn't help but think Pirates of the Caribbean) and her Grandmother got the tarot cards out, the acting was terrible. It is almost like they did this scene completely separate from the rest and it felt off. Rhino, the main antagonist missed the mark and although a great nemesis for Spider-Man I don't think either the acting or the story created the atmosphere we needed. Not everyone needs a different arc or accent. His entrance into Kravens life was similar to Aldrich Killian in Iron Man 3 but we didn't have enough time with the character to build the connection or to feel that the Kraven family did him any more wrong than the head of the crime syndicate telling anyone to leave them alone. Calypso as a 'top firm' lawyer just threw away her career to help Kraven and I didn't really feel her part was utilised well. One minute Kraven is a world-class hunter and then couldn't find who took his brother without her help, yet found her with a tarot card; it didn't match up. In addition out of nowwhere Kraven says 'I can help you clear your clients who do bad things off a list'... 1 why as a lawyer would she agree to this and 2 then agree you kill your clients, doesn't make sense. I think the story would have worked better if Kraven worked for an 'assassins' agency and then Rhino was on the assassins list and took Calypso, something went wrong and Kraven ended up rescuing Calypso instead; they built their relationship again and took out Rhino together. Don't bother with his brother, didn't really add much to the story and the guy who hypnotises people was cool but added too much and made the story too complex. As a side note, everyone other than a trained asset took out Kraven with ease, why nurf the guy, you have been building him in the whole film to be an absolute boss and he gets taken out any time someone with marginal capabilities enters 'the room'. In summary, it was a frustrating film because it could have been so much better, sorry Sony.

I don't think I sighed as much for a long time. I needed a break halfway through as I didn't think I would be able to keep watching it. From the first scene, it did not feel like the polished Marvel films we have been seeing. Ms Marvel and the Khans were great but everything else was not. I actually don't want to write anymore...

I'll shall add this at the top, because this is what F******d me off about this whole film. The end credit scene. Stop bringing people who already have a career into films! Bring new talent, new people, don't cheapen your self! Is it a popularity thing? Because you don't need it, if it's you couldn't find anyone else? Stop lying. Bring new, upcoming talent into films! Infinity war, endgame were such powerful films and absolutely amazing! Don't you dare cheapen it with who you may bring on as someone's brother! Respect will be lost. This scene ^^ livid. Why ruin years of tension and build up, character building, immense acting. I hope it's a joke. Rest continued. Hmmm.. I wouldn't agree with most on either end of the spectrum. Some say it was the best Marvel Film ever... But... It just wasn't and others say it was terrible.. but.. it wasn't. Eternals was a strange one, when speaking to people about the film I caught myself saying it was good, but. Then it was good, but. I feel there were to many pauses, in my judgement which must be a sign of something, perhaps it felt like a rollercoaster that was being built as you were on it? I felt these 'people' Eternals could have been more but the plot was quite mainstream, it's always about saving Earth, oh people of Earth are special, I have grown to like them etc it just felt that some of the most powerful characters who were made for the exact reason the story revolves around and who should have mechanical minds, don't. So, by half way through, you kind of know what's going to happen and then it's boring, mentally. On the other hand, it's quite an action packed film, with a little twist at the end. But, nothing to go mad over. If the Eternals were in another film, I wouldn't be excited, or apprehensive. I think it would be more, oh they are here. Cool. I'll end this here, it's alright, just skip the end credit scene and you may have a better outlook on the film 😊

What! Terrible 😅. Fast and furious 9 or F9 as people are calling it not very good at all. If someone said would you see it again, I would laugh and say absolutely not. F9 is funny but, not because of the jokes, because of how ridiculous and outrageous the film was. I am seeing 5* reviews that look paid for. In no way, shape, or form is this film worthy of 5*s. I would agree that it was entertaining, but you really really need to try and shut your brain off. There was no story, they brought back so many good characters and used them as a metaphorical paper weight. F9 felt like a wild goose chase but the characters were told exactly were to go, exactly what to do, come away with zero injuries and always win, basically meaning it was closer to a child's Easter egg hunt, oh they go to space (we won't talk about that and Dom decides to pull down a concrete roof, but let's leave that one too). The only merits of the film were the flashbacks which had a mild substance to them. If someone asked would it be worth watching, I would say no, save your money and give it to charity.