Josh Adams

In 23 years of being a film fan I have never even once considered the idea of writing a review of any film. I have never felt so strongly one way or the other, even the most incredible or dismal movies have failed to adequately compel. Until this day. As I am writing this I am having trouble finding a way to describe it in a way that is just. The movie is inexplicable. Inexplicably bad. I would go into specific critiques but I have promised myself that 1 hour and 38 minutes of my life is enough time to be robbed of. I will not even levy attacks on the actors, directors or writers themselves. They should know better. Dear god help Peter Sullivan.