J W

If you want to experience brain rot, you should watch this on repeat. If, on the other hand, you sensibly would like to experience works of meaningful art, do not watch even one second of this.

Yes, I did watch it unfortunately. And while there were interesting moments, the whole thing is overshadowed by the fact that Harvey W's personal assistant, who had full knowledge of the abuse going on, is the one in charge of this project. So what do you expect from someone that unstable?

Just not worth seeing in theater.

I hardly ever walk out of a movie. In fact, I can't remember the last time. But after 2 hours of Eternals, I had to leave. It was slow, boring, and repetitive. The humor was sparse and bland, the action was dull and unoriginal, and the story was long and slow. You may think I hate Marvel or something - quite the contrary. I have watched all the Marvel movies (some multiple times over) and have enjoyed basically all of them. But Eternals is so different in style and story, it's like watching a DC movie....which I do not like. My recommendation is to wait until it streams on Disney+. Except that I don't really care, I will wait until it is out on D+ to finish it. 3/10 - too slow, too long, no humor.

900 hours being a grub, 60 hours being a pro. It was worry the grind.