Alex Hall

The mere thought that I hadn't encountered My Friend Peppa Pig earlier brings scorn and lividness to my mind. Not even DaVinci could rival the pure ingenuity and relatable, touching stories that this single game brings. All of the characters, even the ones not within the Pig family, are deep and fleshed out and have relatable goals. The graphics could feel at home on a brand new gaming PC, and the unrivaled, complex yet straightforward code could easily run on a smart fridge. The amount of replayability and post-game content in this single game puts Breath of the Wild, 1 and 2 together, to shame. The priceless encounters with Peppa experienced in this game dwarf any real-life ones, as you learn her motives, likes and dislikes, and build a closer bond to Peppa, George and all of their respective friends. I had to rub my eyes multiple times to make sure I was really playing a video game. Set within rural England, the voice acting was spot on. You can choose precisely how you look to an almost infinite degree of variability. As Peppa's friend, you can play dress up, bike around, visit the Windy Castle, and if I explained any more this review would span much longer than it already has. The music almost wraps around and tugs you into the experience, with popular songs from Madame Gazelle and the typical background music you'd hear in the show. This single game is one of the best, if not the best game ever, slaying time like it was the air we breathe, and the neatly designed characters and their roles in the underlying story only prove that this is true. The simple, easy to use controls, and surprisingly fluent code prove the game could likely run on a toaster with no difficulties. Not even The Elder Scrolls II could summit the sheer scale of the vast map this game provides, and the realism of the experience made me think that I hadn't ever bought a computer in the first place, and that I was in England after all. 10/10, best game ever.

This is a truly otherworldly experience too holy for man, and my unwavering passion for this single game is beyond any one I have seen before. Every single game that has been released or hopes to release cannot compare to the fluid yet engaging gameplay of this single game. The plot is indistinguishable from those masterminded by Christopher Nolan or even William Shakespeare, yet it supersedes them all, a truly impeccable experience. Though I cannot perceive accurately sharing even a fraction of this true wonder of the world, the concept of the species that has been undermining humanity for centuries almost ending due to our foolish behavior concerning conserving all life on Earth rallies us to make a difference, and to be better because of it. This coaxing to change the world for the better is not of hatred of disgust, but of compassion and understanding. This game is of the purest form of wit anyone has ever seen and is the true magnum opus of humanity.