this movie is comparable to a fever dream. it triggers my flight or fight response in ways i never imagined to be possible. each character will make you feel in incredible imminent danger, similar to a hostage situation. the purple goo has to be the scariest part. this traumatized me for years. however these fears are *most likely* unnecessary.
after watching, it will almost demand your praise, no matter how awful the watching experience was. you will come crawling back to the vengeful god this movie is like a little pitiful baby, asking for more. i must compliment the almost realistic costuming. the who’s of whoville look exactly like who’s would, and i even thought the cat was real for a couple seconds. the children almost look realistic.
in conclusion, i fully recommend this movie with all of my heart. it guarantees that you will have a perfect date night, movie marathon, or anything else.