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I first sees this book when my son come back from his schol. The story appeared incent tills he tells me that they a talkin pig and spider inside the book. Peoples are god’s creatures and they ability to say words aint got no purpose to be in a spider. I had no choice but to get him to quit runnin his damn mouth by knocking him upside the head with my bible. I done beat him fo hours tills i realize that it aint no use to try and beat the fear of god into him. I already reckoned that my boy’s schollin was bad. I says to my wife that public schools were a work of the devil and wed be doin god’s work by home schoolin our kids. Public schools makes your child act all fancy-like. Even that book got some new fangled words, some even got 3 sillbles!. I seens it happen all the time. Some sinful family sends they kids to one of them godless schools, then they start gettin too big for they own britches by learning words that aint got no sense in learnin, then they turn gay, and then they start learnin witchcraft, or worse… they become Catholic! I wasn’t gonna let my boy turn into one of them pope-prayin types so i done went and wailed on him. I mustve failed god that day to trust my wife enough to go on and send my kid to those govment schools. I course has to go on and hit my wife as well, same bible. I tells my priest what happened and he gives me 5 hail marys fo my mistakes. I done also sent my son to conversion camp where they might get some real learnin into him. The choice wasnt easy for me, but i know it was either that or lynch him.