AJ McDonald

This game made me cum in under 5 seconds! I played this with a war criminal and he immediately went to achieve absolution by becoming a Tibetan monk. When Einstein wrote the Bible this is what he was playing! When James Dean painted the Mona Lisa he looked at this and realised his graphics weren’t good enough. The rag doll physics were so good that God implemented them to real life. Saddam Hussein was caught hiding underneath the map. Unfortunately, 4 gladiators forgot to copyright the pyramids and the Egyptians stole them, godless heathens that they are 😠. When Bill Clinton was caught with Monica Lewinsky rumour has it they were playing this. The developers are undefeated due to the fact that they have 4 million power in rise of kingdoms. Hitler was defeated by the Albanian mafia after they beat him to the finish line. My only complaint is that the mafia is not called al-Qaeda on the Petra map, so minus one star for loss of realism. The other star is because my 4 year old daughter died while watching footy. I had to sell my soul and funko pops to buy this game, and after losing Tony soprano with duck funko I was mildly sad, so I considered suicidal thoughts, but after this game immersed me i decided not to. Kobe Bryant is dead 💀. Overall this is a thrilling instalment to the mcu franchise and has reawakened me sexually. This was a Sam O’nella production, and this is Ceelo Green signed out!