noitangiser

This movie. This movie can only be described as a parody of a masterpiece. What masterpiece? Velocipastor. Velocipastor as it exists in another universe, in a universe where Patrick Stewart plays Father Stewart, Matt Damon plays Doug, Cate Blanchett plays Carol, and the film has won multiple Academy Awards. It is a true feast for the soul, and this film? This its parody. A comedic gem. Unfortunately, we cannot view the masterpiece that is Velocipastor starring Cate Blanchett in a catsuit, but this film, in this universe? It will live on in infamy. When all is dead and gone, and the sun has set on our final days on this earth, this film shall remain. A testament to mans beauty, creativity, courage, and yes--even his folly. tl;dr this film is a dumpster fire but the world is cold. 10/10 would watch again.