Roan Milligan

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Before morbius I didn't know what true love felt like. I felt lost, and was always searching for something to fill the void in my life. Movies had always helped me forget about that void. I didn't have to face my problems head on and could put them off for another time. I had heard the terrible reviews Morbius got, but it was the only movie in theaters I hadn't seen yet so I reluctantly bought a ticket for myself. Just minutes after it began I was transfixed. By the time he had said the famous lines "its morbin' time" and "I'm gonna morb" I was on the verge of tears. After I left the theater I felt a sense if peace I had not felt since I was a toddler when I would play with my thomas the tank engine toys. As I drove home I decided I would devote my life to morbius. It has only been a few weeks since then but my life has already completely turned around. I got married to a woman with a similar story and we are expecting our first son to be born. We agreed to name him after our hero, Morbius. Every day we host a morbius marathon and watch the movie that gave us our lives back countless times in a row. The movie only gets better each time I watch it. I started a very successful company and gained countless loyal friends to watch morbius with. So thank you morbius for giving me a new life. Without you I would be nothing. This movie made me feel morbillions of emotions I didn't even know existed. I discovered morbussy, and haven't looked back since. I await the day "Morbius 2: More bius" is released. I can only imagine what that masterpiece will yield. Since watching the hit film I have exclusively eaten morbius movie theater popcorn and only drink out of the movie theater morbius cups. Recently my health began declining so I went to the doctor and they said I was Morbiusly a beast because I eat so much morbius popcorn. I told them I already knew I was a beast because morbius is on my side.