Harold Miller

For those of you who haven't seen the movie, here's the plot in a nutshell. Grandpa Vakama gives us a flashback to his hometown city where he and his colleagues were hired as weed exterminators by a mysterious golden man who is running from his mutated ex-brother and a gorilla cyclops. After barbecuing a homicidal tree, they must collect 6 magical frisbees conveniently hidden around town. The city's dictator slanders the heroes at a sports event and calls the police, landing 3 of them in jail. The rest of them search for the golden man, who became a senior citizen overnight and is busy breaking the others out of prison. Reunited, they conduct an investigation and find the city's entire population is being put into cold storage. They all head to the surface after finding out the evil Makuta has been impersonating the city's real dictator. Makuta absorbs the mafia and initiates a boss battle to steal Vakama's time machine. In the end, he fumbles the bag and defeats himself long enough for the heroes to put him in a glass display.

Just hear me out on this: Yes, I know this is a steaming pile of horsecrap like everyone else says, but considering that Disney now owns 20th Century Studios, which gives them distribution rights to the Dragon Ball movies, it wouldn't be out of the question for them to make a live-action adaptation that does what Evolution couldn't. Seeing how badly it flopped, the big WD would make sure NOT to mess it up with their version. Plus, Disney owns both Lucasfilm AND Marvel, which gives them an even wider portfolio of stars to stud the movie with. Of course, all this is just speculation and a matter of if and/or when, but my guesstimates say it WILL happen regardless of what I, or the rest of the fans, think. Tl;dr: Disney, please for the love of all things holy, turn this trash into treasure.

I was born the same year this garbage came out, and I can safely say that this needs to be kept out of reach from our next generations, regardless of the cost.

Nobody cares that this Toy Story rip-off got a sequel. Yep, I'm savage. Deal with it.

A prehistoric drama about a teenage boy and his wolf friend seems to please many. I must say I'm impressed.