Shrek was highly addicted to cocaine so much he started to have sexual tension with all his co workers, he also enjoyed watching kids get beat with canes, and very often he would eat old people using canes to walk. That was my favorite part when Jake Paul managed to seduce Shrek into a coma, allowing every little kid to attack him there were 100 little children biting Shrek. (Shrek ate them all afterwards) He then found out that the Shrek creatures were getting old and were using canes so. Shrek ate them! This was a great movie but I think Shrek is still hungry. Oh and Jake Paul is still at work.