Cillian Deegan

Morbius. Wow. Where do I even begin? This film changed my life. After my first watch, I understood why this was the first ever film to gross 100 morbillion morb-bucks. I watched it the next day. I watched it again the next day. And again and again. I couldn’t stop!!! My wife started to become more and more distant as I came home from the cinema after 6 watches in a row exhausted and pale as a vampire (morbius). One day, I woke up to find my wife gone, her wardrobe empty and a note on the kitchen table. I couldn’t cry as I had to stay strong to watch more morbius. No regrets!!!