Zeph Johnson

This movie abuses every cliche it could fit into 3 hours, or would have if it didn't milk some cliches for all of the screen time it could. If it were a 2 hour movie that got a dialogue pass it might be tolerable. The characters didn't feel consistent or meaningful, they felt like walking bags of cliches. There were multiple utterly disgusting scenes that felt like cheap attempts at shocking the audience into feeling entertained, but it did not work for me at all. The only emotions I felt from this viewing experience were cringe and frustration. The dialogue was just utterly boring, with maybe one noteworthy but forgettable quote. There wasn't anything I found funny about the movie besides how stupid and absurd it was. Sometimes it felt like the whole thing was trying to be a parody of Hollywood culture, but it doesn't feel like a good parody when it is itself perpetuating Hollywood culture. I don't even know if hating this movie as much as I do is an emotion worth the 3 hours.