Danielle Matté

Figured, hey! This might be a good movie it has Justin Long in it. Instead I had wanted to slap the absolute sh** out of him as he continually kept talking in circles. It’s a “Wow, let’s make a quirky movie”, in all the wrong ways possible. I wanted the overly twitchy, robotic, sexualized, man- hating vampires to come through the screen and just put my out of my misery. I can’t believe this movie is on any streaming platform. I’d rather watch a dubbed version of Dora the explorer.