Euan Mcevoy

The worst thing about Big Bang it that people laugh at it, however it is an eldritch horror of a show. This is not a comedy it is a psychological horror that will either root itself deep within your mind and dissolve your brain to the point you laugh at the big man say bazinga or you’re body reflects it and you become a post Big Bang husk thet is forcer to spend the rest of your life coming to terms with all the poor souls that have lost themselves to this parasite. Run far and fast.

The best Christmas film, all the images on google are lower quality, I have the dVd and let me tell you it looks like Pixar in 10 years, I have 62 different frames printed out on A4 paper and sellotaped to my wall. I won’t spoil the plot but it is amazing. And the villain is probably one of the most complex well developed characters in all of film.11/10 (LOL) do buy it please so we can get a sequel!!!

This film is not a ‘slow burn’ it’s just slow, its just a woman walking around a house looking at mould. This film is not poetic, it is just trying to be. Nothing happens, 90% of the script is just a woman whispering, and 90% of the visuals is just the main charecter looking at mouldy things, boxes walls, just mould everywhere, mould just mould, nothing but mould. And next to the pacing the worst aspects are probably the lighting and cinematography. The lighting is consistently flat and bright, giving it that distinct TV movie feel, and the cinematography can only be summed up with ‘try hard’ it always looks like a photography students project for which they got a C+. Don’t watch this movie, there is no reason, it can be made fun if you have friends over so you can mock it for it’s incompetence, but it’s trash garbage, and mouldy trash garbage at that.