Gabbett Lyne

Banal. Boring. Angry pre teen nonsense. Spaghetti thinking chapters which start muddled and ultimately make zero difference to the plot. Why create a world where the warrior Elf is written as joke facsimiles complete with “wiggling eyebrows” “are you doing something naughty” commentary. Groucho Marks anyone? Corporate work emails provide more excitement than this “draaaaaawl, crooooooon” drivel.

This book is a disaster. It’s a book that reads like this: Here’s Nesta a ‘made’ fairy. She’s a miserable, misunderstood female. Here’s Cassian a soldier fairy. He’s a swaggering, dim witted male. Here’s a cock Here’s a fanny. They have a lot of miserable frustrated angry sex. Dull, boring repetitive porn. The end.