Michael Coulson

I never end a movie prematurely, but I was pulling my hair out 30 minutes in. I really cannot exaggerate that this movie sits among the absolute top of my least recommended movies. If you really like cheesy holiday Hallmark movies, but you thought it would be interesting if someone made one slow as hell and that attempts to make some snobby and elitist points, then check out A Ghost Story. The movie is sure to resonate with someone, especially if you just lost your lover and you’re hoping his or her ghost is longingly preventing you from enjoying some mommy-daddy time with street walkers by making the lights jealously flicker. But I’d also just tell those people to give Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore a chance instead.